Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy
Tuesday, 20 February 2007
Show me the money
Strolling down the road I noticed something quite normal. There was a house that was having a loft extension done. I wonder if they are using the same builders that did the house a couple of doors down?
Having upped the pace to a brisk walk I passed some shops. The last of three refurbushiments done since christmas is nearly finished now, and quite good it looks to. It was a bit tired but they have got some pouncy pictures on the wall now. Should be able to up prices by 10%, easy. About 273 yards later I couldn't believe the audacity of these people. They had commandeered the pavement with heavy machinery. As I Crossed the road I noticed the sign on the van stating that they installed new drives.
Still you would think they could of waited until I had passed. Fortunately the guy who climbed out of the van signed "Proud -Home Cinema Installation" caused me no such trouble.
What odds a house price crash 2nd half 2007?
Wednesday, 7 February 2007
I blame the teachers
7 bombs. 0 dead. 9 injured (slightly).
Thanks to Blairs education policy for the past 10 years if we want to build a proper bomb we need to get a paddy in.
No wonder the government isn't scared of the people but the people are scared of the government.
Thanks to Blairs education policy for the past 10 years if we want to build a proper bomb we need to get a paddy in.
No wonder the government isn't scared of the people but the people are scared of the government.
Tips in life
If sainsburys ever make a mistake and they ask you if you want a credit back on your credit card or an e-voucher, go for the e-voucher. They come in multiples of 5 and they will round it up for you.
Do not drop a new roll of toilet paper down the loo. Its really is most annoying and will lead to a new drought order.
No DIY project is too small to get someone in, no matter how trivial it is.
Label meals you freeze. Otherwise you might mix up bolognese (goes with spaghetti) and chilli con carne (goes with rice).
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