Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy

Sunday, 21 January 2007

Tamper with your balls.

Akhtar and Asif do drugs.
Drugs is naughty and not allowed by ICC.
Akhtar and Asif get caught doing drugs.
ICC applys the rules of Cricket.
Akhtar and Asif continue to play Test Cricket.

Darrell Hair applys the rules of Cricket.
Darrell Hair reserve umpire for Kenya v scotland.

There's a moral somewhere. Can you find it?

1 comment:

mister_guts said...

The moral, as a certain educational TV programme has recently taught us, is that anything deemed to be "racist bullying" is unacceptable.