You should sell shares in
- Transport
- Insurance
- Tourism
- Car Makers
- Funeral directors
- Construction
Saturday, 30 June 2007
Please be advised
It has come to my attention that some money making opportunities have opened up.
You should sell shares in
You should sell shares in
Wednesday, 27 June 2007
You don't say
Living in this new era of near free super efficient communication is fantastic. Why just the other day I e-mailed BT customer services which end up with some Indian who politely tells me "...am here to assist you." Just before informing me its not his department so go bother someone else.
So I go bother someone else. He says its not his department either and helpfully transfers me to another department. A computer picks up and offers me a menu. I press '3'. Computer tells me its not its department and hangs up on me. Yes, a fucking computer hangs up on me!
What a great technological advance. How did we cope before.
I'm coming around to the idea of getting a Blackberry. Then I can have some peaseant indian with a degree piss me off regardless of where I am. At least it stops them stealing our credit card data and selling it to the Tamil Tigers.
Of course the alternative is to get someone who could answer my query first time. But then how would BT show off its great communications system if you only had to make one contact and get a relevant reply. Much better to have fifty thousand ways to say get lost instead. That's progress.
So I go bother someone else. He says its not his department either and helpfully transfers me to another department. A computer picks up and offers me a menu. I press '3'. Computer tells me its not its department and hangs up on me. Yes, a fucking computer hangs up on me!
What a great technological advance. How did we cope before.
I'm coming around to the idea of getting a Blackberry. Then I can have some peaseant indian with a degree piss me off regardless of where I am. At least it stops them stealing our credit card data and selling it to the Tamil Tigers.
Of course the alternative is to get someone who could answer my query first time. But then how would BT show off its great communications system if you only had to make one contact and get a relevant reply. Much better to have fifty thousand ways to say get lost instead. That's progress.
Thursday, 21 June 2007
Penance
Things Blair has done in 10 years in office
Please note previous blog updated. Well done YouTube.
- Banned fox hunting
- Destroyed Pensions
- Declared Princess Di the "Peoples' Princess"
- Not saved the NHS in 24 hours
- Killed Dr Kelly
- Not killed Hazel Blears
- Made a dumb blind person Home Sec.
- Made a Scotsman Home Sec.
- Millennium Dome
- Eroded free speech
- Lied about WMD
- Killed 600,00 Iraqis
- Trousered £1m from Ecclestone
- Gave in to pertol duty protestors
- Gave Cherie Blair the chance of putting her face on TV
Please note previous blog updated. Well done YouTube.
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