Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy

Thursday, 21 June 2007

Penance

Things Blair has done in 10 years in office
  • Banned fox hunting
  • Destroyed Pensions
  • Declared Princess Di the "Peoples' Princess"
  • Not saved the NHS in 24 hours
  • Killed Dr Kelly
  • Not killed Hazel Blears
  • Made a dumb blind person Home Sec.
  • Made a Scotsman Home Sec.
  • Millennium Dome
  • Eroded free speech
  • Lied about WMD
  • Killed 600,00 Iraqis
  • Trousered £1m from Ecclestone
  • Gave in to pertol duty protestors
  • Gave Cherie Blair the chance of putting her face on TV
I will forgive him everything if he keeps one promise. Serve a full third term and call a general election next Wednesday, thereby fucking the 'Iron (Hoof)' Chancellor.

Please note previous blog updated. Well done YouTube.

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